Quick Thinking

This just in from a friend who wanted to remain anonymous:

City officials of Houston have seen the errors of their ways during the recent hurricane evacuation and have improved the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan. Here is the newly developed Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

  • Cajuns use I-10 E to Lafayette
  • Hispanics use I-10W to San Antonio
  • Rednecks use 59N to East Texas
  • Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
  • Yankees & Democrats use 45 S to Galveston
  • Longhorns use 290 W to Austin
  • Aggies use Loop 610
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3 Responses to Quick Thinking

  1. Mark says:

    My wife’s a Houston native of sorts, having moved there when she was 10. I’ve heard a variant of that joke, ending with the Aggies taking 610, but you’re really hard on us Yankees.

    By the way, for those not with Houston geography, the trip to Galveston puts you closer to a hurricane. That just ain’t nice.

  2. Me says:

    I am actually surprised that you pastor a church. People like you make it difficult to spread the Word of the Gospel, because you are a complete hypocrite of who our Lord and Savior, Jesus the Christ really is. May God have mercy on you.

  3. John says:

    My wife is an Aggie and loved this joke.

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